stolen quiz from shadowmojo

URBAN DICTIONARY QUIZ
Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
steve

A thong that is visable above the trouser line of a girl. A useful word when spotting a thong or pointing one out without the girl knowing.
"Wow look at that steve over there!"

>.<
2.) Your age?
18

18 444 up, 52 down love ithate it

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

3.) One of your friends?
alex

A universally well-recognized unisexual name.

Often derived used as a shortened name for names like (but not limited to): Alexandra, Alexander, Alexandria, Alexa, Alexandra the Queen, Alexander the Great, AlexAlexAlex.
"Hi! My name is Alexander the Great, but you can call me Alex"

well that ones boring >.<

4.) What should you be doing?
sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

lol ive slept before evidently XD

5.) Favorite color?
red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.
Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

D: i like the red kool aide though

6.) Birthplace?
new jersey

NJ is summed up in this quote.

"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."

~author unknown
The writers of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle were from Randolph, a stereotypical suburban New Jersey town.

hell yeah XD


7.) Month of your birth?
march

Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.
She was born in march so she is creative, layed-back, dreamy and cool.

eh

8.) Last person you talked to?
john

a person who uses the services of a prostitute
Police ran a sting on the newcomer johns at the whorehouse

XD johns my 31 year old virgin room mate hes never even smelt a woman XD

9.) One of your nicknames?
i really dont got one some people call me (slick) though

Perfect in manner; sharp, attentive, having perfect answers for virtually all questions, and, of course, large amounts of gel in hair.
"that's why they call me slick."

like i didnt see that coming >.<

10.) Parents' names? (Or any other relative you wanna try!)
james

Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"

my dads a pimp XD

valerie

the most awesome girl in the world
Dan: "Sorry I was a dick to you."
Valerie: "I don't care."
Dan: "stopp ur gonna make me cry :*-("

so not true i hate my mom >.>

11.) Favorite food
lasagna

One of Garfield's favorite foods to eat.
Garfield always eats lasagna before it can cool

im italian so kill me >.<



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